{"id":716,"date":"2006-03-08T09:56:00","date_gmt":"2006-03-08T14:56:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lawrencem94.sg-host.com\/?p=716"},"modified":"2006-03-08T09:56:00","modified_gmt":"2006-03-08T14:56:00","slug":"there-are-worse-things-to-be-pelted-with","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/?p=716","title":{"rendered":"There Are Worse Things To Be Pelted With&#8230;.."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Him: Did you ever get those cherry Hershey\u2019s kisses?<br \/>Me: Yeah! I got them last week at Knit Night.<br \/>Him: (Mock Horror noise) And you didn\u2019t SHARE them with me?<br \/>Me: I haven\u2019t even opened the bag yet.<br \/>Him: You hoard things. You do this all the time. And then you never eat them. We have candy in the pantry from last year.<br \/>Me: Well, yes.<br \/>Him: And then you\u2019re going to not eat these, and then they\u2019re going to get all white and nasty.<br \/>Me: That\u2019s exactly my plan. Because once they\u2019re like that, I\u2019m going to PELT you with them.<\/p>\n<p>(We opened the bag last night. YUM! These are a special, limited edition Cherry Cordial Hershey Kisses, and they\u2019re only at SAM\u2019s club, to which we don\u2019t belong. Thanks to Peg for buying them for us!)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Him: Did you ever get those cherry Hershey\u2019s kisses?Me: Yeah! I got them last week at Knit Night.Him: (Mock Horror noise) And you didn\u2019t SHARE them with me?Me: I haven\u2019t even opened the bag yet.Him: You hoard things. You do this all the time. And then you never eat them. We have candy in the [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_mi_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/716"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=716"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/716\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=716"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=716"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=716"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}