{"id":721,"date":"2006-03-11T11:50:00","date_gmt":"2006-03-11T16:50:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lawrencem94.sg-host.com\/?p=721"},"modified":"2006-03-11T11:50:00","modified_gmt":"2006-03-11T16:50:00","slug":"techno-overload","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/?p=721","title":{"rendered":"Techno-overload"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So, I got my new Palm Pilot, it&#8217;s great, I&#8217;m dazzled by all it can do; then last night my new phone showed up. I didn&#8217;t go crazy with that one, just an upgrade as we renewed our contract, a simple little nokia camera flip phone, and now I feel like I&#8217;m suddenly cramming for some test trying to learn about both of my new gadgets and figure out what-all they can do before I&#8217;m given a pop-quiz on how to tune the radio on my cell phone, take a picture, and can I send it to my Palm Pilot? (the answer would be &#8220;sorta&#8221;, if I were sitting in a wi-fi zone. The house isn&#8217;t wi-fi. Yet.) Keep in mind, I&#8217;m doing all this while moving files &#038; data on my home computer to the new external storage hub, since I *am* the home Network Administrator and my computer is getting bogged with pictures, and all this just results in the fact that I feel like a goddamn old-lady poser. Howdy, skateboarding youth! Look at me! I&#8217;ve got tech-no-logical tech-nology! <\/p>\n<p>Yeah. I can play solitaire in THREE places now! <\/p>\n<p>But I did get the phone camera goin&#8217;: <\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/photos1.blogger.com\/blogger\/5985\/480\/1600\/pollyphone.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" style=\"display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;\" src=\"http:\/\/photos1.blogger.com\/blogger\/5985\/480\/400\/pollyphone.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>The world is now just a little less safe with me careening around in it, clutching all my gadgets&#8230;..<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So, I got my new Palm Pilot, it&#8217;s great, I&#8217;m dazzled by all it can do; then last night my new phone showed up. I didn&#8217;t go crazy with that one, just an upgrade as we renewed our contract, a simple little nokia camera flip phone, and now I feel like I&#8217;m suddenly cramming for [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_mi_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/721"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=721"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/721\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=721"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=721"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=721"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}