{"id":727,"date":"2006-03-16T11:26:00","date_gmt":"2006-03-16T16:26:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lawrencem94.sg-host.com\/?p=727"},"modified":"2006-03-16T11:26:00","modified_gmt":"2006-03-16T16:26:00","slug":"such-a-poser","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/?p=727","title":{"rendered":"Such A Poser"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I haven&#8217;t participated in a March Madness pick-em-bracket thingy since I don&#8217;t know when. I think it was only once, in Minneapolis, where I decided to pick teams based on how their mascots would fare in a cage fight. Like, a panther could TOTALLY take a buckeye in a skirmish. A buckeye&#8217;s a flippin&#8217; nut! <\/p>\n<p>So, not surprisingly, that governing principle didn&#8217;t work really well. Instead, this time, I looked at who&#8217;s been winning more games. And what sounded familiar. Florida? Florida! I have family there. Florida will beat those Buckeyes. Having nothing vested in any team makes it a little easier, too. As in, I DON&#8217;T REALLY CARE. <\/p>\n<p>Mmm-hmm! I will enjoy spending all my winnings, laugh all you like!!!!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I haven&#8217;t participated in a March Madness pick-em-bracket thingy since I don&#8217;t know when. I think it was only once, in Minneapolis, where I decided to pick teams based on how their mascots would fare in a cage fight. Like, a panther could TOTALLY take a buckeye in a skirmish. A buckeye&#8217;s a flippin&#8217; nut! [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_mi_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/727"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=727"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/727\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=727"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=727"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=727"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}