{"id":729,"date":"2006-03-18T15:12:00","date_gmt":"2006-03-18T20:12:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lawrencem94.sg-host.com\/?p=729"},"modified":"2006-03-18T15:12:00","modified_gmt":"2006-03-18T20:12:00","slug":"jen-loves-gin","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/?p=729","title":{"rendered":"Jen Loves Gin"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Yes I do<br \/>Gin Gin Gin<br \/>How &#8217;bout you?<\/p>\n<p>So much Gin<br \/>In In In<br \/>Jen Jen Jen<br \/>Shout: Woo Hoo!<\/p>\n<p>OK, so maybe I am destined to write cheers. However my cheers aren&#8217;t exactly youth- or sports-friendly. But if my friends at Tanqueray ever need a freelance cheer writer, I&#8217;m their gal!  I don&#8217;t regularly\/normally whoop it up &#038; over-imbibe, but after the past week&#8217;s work &#038; stress &#038; swearing &#038; shouting, it just really felt OK, and there was an abundance of limes. I love limes. JWo, the designated driver &#038; corned-beef-cooker-extraordinaire was astounded I didn&#8217;t have a headache this morning; that&#8217;s because I am MAGIC. (And, it doesn&#8217;t take as much to get me dancing, singing, and whooping it up. For I am a cheap drunk, people, even with top-shelf stuff.) I have re-hydrated my body (gin + corned beef = organs turn into salt licks) &#038; am about set to go out &#038; do a li&#8217;l shopping, and then later on this weekend, there will be photographic evidence of all the whoopin&#8217;. <\/p>\n<p>Not sure if I will be posting the series of self-portraits I took, when I was in the living room &#038; it appeared to the people in the dining room I was by myself. Making sweet love to the camera. After one corner of my eye actually focused on them (one of the girls POINTING at me while giggling was a huge clue), I kept yelling, &#8220;I HAVE AN AUDIENCE&#8221; while gesturing wildly at JWo, who was sitting in a chair out of their line of sight, and all he did? was LAUGH LAUGH LAUGH at his gin-besotten wife. He is the lime in my gin &#038; tonic. :)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Yes I doGin Gin GinHow &#8217;bout you? So much GinIn In InJen Jen JenShout: Woo Hoo! OK, so maybe I am destined to write cheers. However my cheers aren&#8217;t exactly youth- or sports-friendly. But if my friends at Tanqueray ever need a freelance cheer writer, I&#8217;m their gal! I don&#8217;t regularly\/normally whoop it up &#038; [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_mi_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/729"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=729"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/729\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=729"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=729"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=729"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}