{"id":730,"date":"2006-03-19T18:06:00","date_gmt":"2006-03-19T23:06:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lawrencem94.sg-host.com\/?p=730"},"modified":"2006-03-19T18:06:00","modified_gmt":"2006-03-19T23:06:00","slug":"damn","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/?p=730","title":{"rendered":"Damn!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I just parked my car in the garage.<\/p>\n<p>DO YOU KNOW what a big deal it is? DO YOU?  It has been :cough: 2 years since I could say that. What with imminent danger &#038; winter warnings flying all over the place &#038; doom &#038; destruction that has YET to come true (all of this was starting last night) (which it didn&#8217;t), I decided the last thing I needed on a Monday was to clean my windshield in the cold. So I shoved everything out of the way &#038; parked LaFonda in her spot. <\/p>\n<p>Now, my only other advice for you today is if you are watching <a href=\"http:\/\/www.sho.com\/site\/sleepercell\/home.do\">Sleeper Cell<\/a> on Showtime, (the first season is On Demand, so you can watch, like all 10 in a row?) You &#038; me need to form a support group where one person gets to sleep, and the other one stays on red alert. That show is freakin&#8217; me out. <\/p>\n<p>And here&#8217;s one of my self-portraits from Friday night, you know, where I didn&#8217;t realize everyone was laughing at me, because they thought I was alone? AND I WASN&#8217;T, JWo was right there. Dammit. Laugh away! <\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/plazajen\/114743760\/\" title=\"Photo Sharing\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/static.flickr.com\/55\/114743760_80add747e7.jpg\" width=\"500\" height=\"408\" alt=\"Self-Portrait #4\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I just parked my car in the garage. DO YOU KNOW what a big deal it is? DO YOU? It has been :cough: 2 years since I could say that. What with imminent danger &#038; winter warnings flying all over the place &#038; doom &#038; destruction that has YET to come true (all of this [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_mi_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/730"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=730"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/730\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=730"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=730"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=730"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}