{"id":733,"date":"2006-03-22T00:12:00","date_gmt":"2006-03-22T05:12:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lawrencem94.sg-host.com\/?p=733"},"modified":"2006-03-22T00:12:00","modified_gmt":"2006-03-22T05:12:00","slug":"bitches-hos-baby","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/?p=733","title":{"rendered":"Bitches &amp; Hos, baby."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>OoooooOOO! I could just slap somebody!<\/p>\n<p>Let&#8217;s see. I won&#8217;t. But I sure could! OOOOO! Even an impartial viewer said it was a diss. But there wasn&#8217;t any graceful way to handle it except to Miss Manners Rise Above It, and good goddamn sometimes, I sure would like to just get my scrappy-do out and out-bitch the bitch. But, reason must prevail&#8230;. and don&#8217;t worry, I&#8217;m not goin&#8217; soft or nuthin&#8217;. I once got a little lecture at the old place that I could cut to the core with my sharp tongue, and I about fell off my chair, considering the lecturer was the KING of tongue-lashings, not to mention, I had been biting mine. Not that I wouldn&#8217;t love to see the reaction, especially now that I SEEM to be a pacifist. MY ASS. Pacifist of my underpants. Bite my big-ass peace treaty RIGHT HERE, beyotch.  So when the lesser person lets loose with their little barbs or observations, I try to just inhale, and remind myself that just because I have a tart sharp tongue does not mean I get to use it, or that it would ultimately further MY interests to do so, and that&#8217;s really the bottom line. <\/p>\n<p>Some days, though, it&#8217;s like having a motherfuckin&#8217; bazooka mounted on your car and it would only take one little punch of a button to blow the offending car in front of you right out of your way. Yet you don&#8217;t. Because bazookas are not street legal. Nor, really, is my mouth. This should be filed under &#8220;potty-mouth blogging&#8221;. I&#8217;m going to bed now. It&#8217;s not good to watch the Shield and then blog. I get all Vic Mackey and pit-bullish.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>OoooooOOO! I could just slap somebody! Let&#8217;s see. I won&#8217;t. But I sure could! OOOOO! Even an impartial viewer said it was a diss. But there wasn&#8217;t any graceful way to handle it except to Miss Manners Rise Above It, and good goddamn sometimes, I sure would like to just get my scrappy-do out and [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_mi_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/733"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=733"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/733\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=733"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=733"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=733"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}