{"id":734,"date":"2006-03-22T10:00:00","date_gmt":"2006-03-22T15:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lawrencem94.sg-host.com\/?p=734"},"modified":"2006-03-22T10:00:00","modified_gmt":"2006-03-22T15:00:00","slug":"from-bonnets-to-bitchslaps","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/?p=734","title":{"rendered":"From Bonnets to Bitchslaps"},"content":{"rendered":"

I sure do appreciate everyone’s patience with me, especially this week. I think my blog-identity is as multifaceted as the chart in Sybil’s file at the shrink. Supposedly, this blog’s about knitting. Which I do, every day! Sporadic crafting, which I do, sporadically! But I seem to write more about everything that irritates me, along with all my misty-colored memories. And then sometimes I have to search my blog to make sure I’m not getting all golden-years hazy on you and telling you the same old story about how my daddy taught me to handle the wild dogs<\/a> of Northern Iowa.<\/p>\n

Right now, I’m burning the candle at both ends, work-wise. When I get home from work, I collapse in a heap, grab some knitting & watch TV. My life right now doesn’t exactly make for a spectacular blog entry: Woke up, went to work, screamed at stupid drivers (I do! Every day.) Worked. Came home. Ate meal, played with dog, watched tv, did dishes. Woohoo! I mean, in the end, I don’t think having a blog is about having a glamorous life and writing about it. I like to expound on my ideas, my philosophies of life, what I’ve learned, what makes me tick & what makes me crazy (Bad drivers! Always!) & I know that through blogging, I’ve made some great friends, entertained current ones, and oddly enough, sparked a flurry of comments on the topic of bonnets. <\/p>\n

I’m going to take Friday & Monday off, so I stay out of Two Rivers Psychiatric Hospital. It’s more of a public service & workplace safety decision, I’d say. Tomorrow is a big new biz day, and when I get home? I’m pouring myself Patron on ice, and saying “Hello, Four-Day weekend. You look GOOD<\/em>.” And before I can even leer like a fifty-year old man at the titty bars, I’ll fall face-first into bed to, hopefully, sleep uninterrupted for at least 12 hours.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I sure do appreciate everyone’s patience with me, especially this week. I think my blog-identity is as multifaceted as the chart in Sybil’s file at the shrink. Supposedly, this blog’s about knitting. Which I do, every day! Sporadic crafting, which I do, sporadically! But I seem to write more about everything that irritates me, along […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_mi_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/734"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=734"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/734\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=734"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=734"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=734"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}