{"id":736,"date":"2006-03-24T12:03:00","date_gmt":"2006-03-24T17:03:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lawrencem94.sg-host.com\/?p=736"},"modified":"2006-03-24T12:03:00","modified_gmt":"2006-03-24T17:03:00","slug":"highlights","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/?p=736","title":{"rendered":"Highlights&#8230;."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Just a few random observations from the big trip yesterday:<\/p>\n<p>We rode in my boss&#8217; minivan. It has those automatic sliding doors on either side? After we stopped for gas, I started to get back in, decided to throw out my trash, and as I was getting back into the van, he shut the door on me. (Thinking I was already in.) There&#8217;s nothing like mechanical apparatus panic &#038; seeing your life flash before you while a minivan door is going to kill you, and while I never thought to look around, I&#8217;m sure some people got a big ol&#8217; laugh yesterday. (Don&#8217;t worry. Everyone in our car did.)<\/p>\n<p>The presentation went very well, and that&#8217;s all you can ask for in this business. <\/p>\n<p>I started a very fun slip-stitched Noro scarf. I&#8217;ll post an in-progress picture at some point! Today, I am sort of walking around the house like a zombie. <\/p>\n<p>Men and women listen to the radio differently. Men can also follow basketball games on the radio. It puts me in a trance. Psychotic trance, in fact. Might still be in it today.<\/p>\n<p>Popcorn, slim jims, Coors Light &#038; pretzels? Does not a dinner make. I exclaimed at one point we needed a bigger expense account. Or was that complained? It&#8217;s all a blur. <\/p>\n<p>I discovered nobody in the car has a secret fear of being wrongfully imprisoned, except for me. However, for the first time, I found someone else who shares my fear that when around a police officer, I worry I will have a complete mental break &#038; try to get their gun. I&#8217;m not alone! But now it&#8217;s &#8220;Crazy, party of two.&#8221;  Good thing he&#8217;s my boss, hm?<\/p>\n<p>Happy Friday. I expect I&#8217;ll wake up at some point. :)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Just a few random observations from the big trip yesterday: We rode in my boss&#8217; minivan. It has those automatic sliding doors on either side? After we stopped for gas, I started to get back in, decided to throw out my trash, and as I was getting back into the van, he shut the door [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_mi_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/736"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=736"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/736\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=736"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=736"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=736"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}