{"id":740,"date":"2006-03-29T21:54:00","date_gmt":"2006-03-30T02:54:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lawrencem94.sg-host.com\/?p=740"},"modified":"2006-03-29T21:54:00","modified_gmt":"2006-03-30T02:54:00","slug":"gimme-a-whooo-eeeee-and-a-golly-geee","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/?p=740","title":{"rendered":"Gimme a Whooo-Eeeee and a Golly Geee!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Boy, I&#8217;ve been a bit of a slacker on the blog. Work&#8217;s just flippin&#8217; crazy. But it&#8217;s fun, and how many people can say they spent the end of the day barking like a dog, only to have your front desk manager wave wildly at you because you (didn&#8217;t realize you) have clients in the conference room?<\/p>\n<p>Not many, I bet.<br \/>(Dammit! I was telling a story. I get swept up in the drama and the moment, and I was illustrating how our big boss&#8217; dog will come in to your office and bark at you at inopportune times, like when you&#8217;re on the phone. That happened to me! And it was funny! So, I threw in the loud barking to illustrate the situation. WHUPS.)<\/p>\n<p>Tomorrow, my highlight will be lunch, which used to be my only highlight at my last job. I never thought that was really a good sign, y&#8217;know? When the only thing you have to look forward to is&#8230;.. lunch? Not good. Anyhoo, we are finally getting a <a href=\"http:\/\/www.sephora.com\/\">Sephora<\/a> in Kansas City (and by gum, a Crate &#038; Barrel is going in out south, too, I will be taking the whole day off for that). Now, I just went online to confirm the date I was told, and there&#8217;s no hard &#038; fast information confirming that tomorrow is, indeed the date they&#8217;re opening. PANIC at the DISCO, I must pause to do some research.<\/p>\n<p>OH mah god. It doesn&#8217;t open until April 7th. I called the mall. I nearly barked at them. I don&#8217;t think they would have understood. And I&#8217;d hate to get blacklisted before the grand opening&#8230; heh. Banned for Barking! Well, then! Tomorrow: World Market for lunch! It&#8217;s not the same, but it&#8217;s closer. And I have a coupon&#8230;. and&#8230;. in that area of town? Barking? Not so odd, actually.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Boy, I&#8217;ve been a bit of a slacker on the blog. Work&#8217;s just flippin&#8217; crazy. But it&#8217;s fun, and how many people can say they spent the end of the day barking like a dog, only to have your front desk manager wave wildly at you because you (didn&#8217;t realize you) have clients in the [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_mi_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/740"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=740"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/740\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=740"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=740"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=740"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}