{"id":748,"date":"2006-04-07T06:56:00","date_gmt":"2006-04-07T11:56:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lawrencem94.sg-host.com\/?p=748"},"modified":"2006-04-07T06:56:00","modified_gmt":"2006-04-07T11:56:00","slug":"fridays-random-orts","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/?p=748","title":{"rendered":"Friday&#8217;s Random Orts"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>*If I had a bitchin&#8217; Camaro, I wouldn&#8217;t goose it and challenge a Porsche on Ward Parkway to race. I&#8217;m sensible like that.<\/p>\n<p>*Insider Blasting &#038; Ho-Ram Scoop: The girl who was hurt? Hanging on the fence leaning over the blast site. Sure, the blast screwed up? But that&#8217;s not too far from looking down the barrel of a gun to see if you can see the bullet. DARWIN called, he wants you out of the gene pool!<\/p>\n<p>*More Scoop: One more week of HO-RAM. Then, corrected blasting on a same-time-every-day daily basis. The sensation of the building falling around me will still be there, so I&#8217;ll be leaving the building same-time-every-day for a while. Rational? Probably not. But I&#8217;d rather be up the hill and feel the earth shake than inside wondering if I&#8217;m going to be crushed.<\/p>\n<p>*Sephora opens today. I shrieked (no joke) at my boss when he tried to set a meeting that would conflict with a long lunch hour. I have my priorites, people. Plus, I&#8217;m a little fried from burning the candle at both ends AND the HO-Ram. He&#8217;s revising the meeting time. I should probably shop for some aromatherapy?<\/p>\n<p>*Sims Update: You will all be happy to know that my Sim has recovered nicely, she no longer weeps constantly (but our roommate does &#8211; GEEZ, she&#8217;s irritating.) Now I need to figure out how to unlock the gnome so all the cheat codes can be used. I&#8217;m terribly excited that there&#8217;s a gnome. And yes. I&#8217;m a cheater.<\/p>\n<p>*This has probably been done, but I&#8217;m thinking of a fun Blog Day called &#8220;Flash Your Bath&#8221;. I would love to see just how jammed everyone else&#8217;s bathtub\/shower area is &#038; what-all products you have. I know I&#8217;ll need to splice two photos to get all mine in the pic. ;) Whaddya think? <\/p>\n<p>HAPPY FRIDAY. May your day be free of HOs and HO-RAMS.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>*If I had a bitchin&#8217; Camaro, I wouldn&#8217;t goose it and challenge a Porsche on Ward Parkway to race. I&#8217;m sensible like that. *Insider Blasting &#038; Ho-Ram Scoop: The girl who was hurt? Hanging on the fence leaning over the blast site. Sure, the blast screwed up? But that&#8217;s not too far from looking down [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_mi_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/748"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=748"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/748\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=748"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=748"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=748"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}