{"id":758,"date":"2006-04-20T10:15:00","date_gmt":"2006-04-20T15:15:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lawrencem94.sg-host.com\/?p=758"},"modified":"2006-04-20T10:15:00","modified_gmt":"2006-04-20T15:15:00","slug":"big-pimpin","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/?p=758","title":{"rendered":"Big Pimpin’"},"content":{"rendered":"

Good thing I met & married JWo. He knows me so well & knows what will make me laugh or what kind of wacko website I would find hilarious. <\/p>\n

Yesterday, he sent me a site all about pimpin’ your snacks<\/a>. Because the world needs a 14″ peanut butter cup! <\/p>\n

And, apparently the kids at school were selling pickles to raise money for a field trip. And they put notes in all the teachers’ mailboxes, beseeching them NOT TO USE THE PICKLES AS PUNISHMENT. (As in, if you don’t do your homework, you can’t buy a pickle.) <\/p>\n

Good times. I may have to start threatening my reps I’m gonna get Vlasic on their ass.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Good thing I met & married JWo. He knows me so well & knows what will make me laugh or what kind of wacko website I would find hilarious. Yesterday, he sent me a site all about pimpin’ your snacks. Because the world needs a 14″ peanut butter cup! And, apparently the kids at school […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_mi_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/758"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=758"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/758\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=758"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=758"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=758"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}