{"id":764,"date":"2006-04-27T09:19:00","date_gmt":"2006-04-27T14:19:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lawrencem94.sg-host.com\/?p=764"},"modified":"2006-04-27T09:19:00","modified_gmt":"2006-04-27T14:19:00","slug":"fish-in-a-barrel","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/?p=764","title":{"rendered":"FISH IN A BARREL!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/plazajen\/135899823\/\" title=\"Photo Sharing\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/static.flickr.com\/53\/135899823_a8ae3fe6c0.jpg\" width=\"500\" height=\"375\" alt=\"Image006.jpg\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Or, you might say, bacon in a bucket.<\/p>\n<p>I showed GREAT restraint. (Boy I hate the motorcycle po-po. I got enraged when I was looking at their little containers by the seat, just KNOWING that&#8217;s where they store the evil radar guns. HARRUMPH.) Of course I wouldn&#8217;t do anything. I&#8217;d never last in prison. No blogging!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Or, you might say, bacon in a bucket. I showed GREAT restraint. (Boy I hate the motorcycle po-po. I got enraged when I was looking at their little containers by the seat, just KNOWING that&#8217;s where they store the evil radar guns. HARRUMPH.) Of course I wouldn&#8217;t do anything. I&#8217;d never last in prison. No [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_mi_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/764"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=764"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/764\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=764"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=764"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=764"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}