{"id":776,"date":"2006-05-11T07:39:00","date_gmt":"2006-05-11T12:39:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lawrencem94.sg-host.com\/?p=776"},"modified":"2006-05-11T07:39:00","modified_gmt":"2006-05-11T12:39:00","slug":"my-own-personal-mastercard-commercial","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/?p=776","title":{"rendered":"My Own Personal Mastercard Commercial?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Parking at Starlight: $5<br \/>Outrageous &#8220;handling fees&#8221; to Ticketmaster: $32.10<br \/>Dinner with my husband before the show: $35<br \/>Two tickets to Depeche Mode: $150<br \/>Having the lead singer become mysteriously ill after 6-7 songs &#038; have the concert get cancelled?  YEAH. TOTALLY PRICELESS.<\/p>\n<p>There are a LOT of pissed-off people today &#8211; it was a pretty packed show, and as you can see, the tickets weren&#8217;t cheap. I feel sorry for the folks at Ticketmaster today, because everyone (including me) wants their money back. I&#8217;m just glad I paid for them with American Express &#8211; if there&#8217;s not a rescheduled concert, you bet your bippity I&#8217;m calling AmEx and asking them to take on Ticketmaster on my behalf.<\/p>\n<p>Hell, I&#8217;m even reasonable, I&#8217;ll let them keep their outrageous fees. I just want my $75\/ticket back. And if there&#8217;s a rescheduled concert, I want new seats, because the woman behind me shouted all they lyrics. Yes, I&#8217;m getting cranky and old. When the concert ended before 10 p.m., I said, &#8220;Well! At least my ass won&#8217;t be draggin&#8217; tomorrow! We&#8217;ll be in bed at a reasonable hour!&#8221; And then we all did shots of geritol and talked about our stock portfolios and waited for the crowd to clear out.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Parking at Starlight: $5Outrageous &#8220;handling fees&#8221; to Ticketmaster: $32.10Dinner with my husband before the show: $35Two tickets to Depeche Mode: $150Having the lead singer become mysteriously ill after 6-7 songs &#038; have the concert get cancelled? YEAH. TOTALLY PRICELESS. There are a LOT of pissed-off people today &#8211; it was a pretty packed show, and [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_mi_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/776"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=776"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/776\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=776"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=776"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=776"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}