{"id":788,"date":"2006-05-26T00:03:00","date_gmt":"2006-05-26T05:03:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lawrencem94.sg-host.com\/?p=788"},"modified":"2006-05-26T00:03:00","modified_gmt":"2006-05-26T05:03:00","slug":"you-cant-handle-the-cute","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/?p=788","title":{"rendered":"You Can&#8217;t Handle The Cute."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Well, first of all, here&#8217;s Nyokki with a haircut. I didn&#8217;t really go for any style, really, but when it grows out, I sense barrettes are going to come into play. This pic came out a little blurry, but you see the whacking that was done:<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/plazajen\/153410025\/\" title=\"Photo Sharing\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/static.flickr.com\/67\/153410025_87832ac790_m.jpg\" width=\"177\" height=\"240\" alt=\"Nyokki: Haircut!\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Then, I give you the cutest baby cardi, if only because the buttons are so stinkin&#8217; cute, you could sew them on burlap and the item would instantly become baby couture. I&#8217;m sure Britney and Angelina will be requesting custom orders, any day now. This one&#8217;s a belated gift for some friends of mine.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/plazajen\/153409980\/\" title=\"Photo Sharing\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/static.flickr.com\/73\/153409980_1497cedf38.jpg\" width=\"500\" height=\"375\" alt=\"Baby Sweater\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/plazajen\/153409954\/\" title=\"Photo Sharing\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/static.flickr.com\/62\/153409954_20b6856215.jpg\" width=\"500\" height=\"375\" alt=\"Cutest Buttons, EVER\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>And last, but not least, and not necessarily CUTE, per se, but I give you bountiful berry harvest from JWo&#8217;s garden: <\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/plazajen\/153410007\/\" title=\"Photo Sharing\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/static.flickr.com\/76\/153410007_29ccf51c4c.jpg\" width=\"500\" height=\"375\" alt=\"Home-Grown Strawberries\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>He grew these himself! Three varieties, no less! They were absolutely yummy &#038; I spilled juice all down my shirt. I&#8217;m triple-classy.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Well, first of all, here&#8217;s Nyokki with a haircut. I didn&#8217;t really go for any style, really, but when it grows out, I sense barrettes are going to come into play. This pic came out a little blurry, but you see the whacking that was done: Then, I give you the cutest baby cardi, if [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_mi_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/788"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=788"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/788\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=788"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=788"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=788"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}