{"id":79,"date":"2004-11-21T12:40:00","date_gmt":"2004-11-21T17:40:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lawrencem94.sg-host.com\/?p=79"},"modified":"2004-11-21T12:40:00","modified_gmt":"2004-11-21T17:40:00","slug":"reasons-749-and-922","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/?p=79","title":{"rendered":"Reasons #749 and #922"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m madly in love with James because (#749) every morning, after the school announcements are read and the new &#8220;daily meditation&#8221; has been spoken, he leads all the children in his class to say in unison, &#8220;Whooo-sahhhhhhh&#8221; like Joey Pantaliano&#8217;s character in Bad Boys II when he was trying to de-stress&#8230;..<\/p>\n<p>(#922 is for finding an affordable cleaning lady who is scary good. I&#8217;m hiding from her upstairs because I can&#8217;t believe how filthy our house is &#038; how unphased she seems to be about it.)<\/p>\n<p>whooosaaaahhhhhh.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m madly in love with James because (#749) every morning, after the school announcements are read and the new &#8220;daily meditation&#8221; has been spoken, he leads all the children in his class to say in unison, &#8220;Whooo-sahhhhhhh&#8221; like Joey Pantaliano&#8217;s character in Bad Boys II when he was trying to de-stress&#8230;.. (#922 is for finding [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_mi_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/79"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=79"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/79\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=79"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=79"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=79"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}