{"id":790,"date":"2006-05-27T08:23:00","date_gmt":"2006-05-27T13:23:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lawrencem94.sg-host.com\/?p=790"},"modified":"2006-05-27T08:23:00","modified_gmt":"2006-05-27T13:23:00","slug":"sign-o-the-times","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/?p=790","title":{"rendered":"Sign O’ The Times?"},"content":{"rendered":"

I was driving down Wornall yesterday, and there’s a house in Brookside that has the big “KC Royals” Cow, from the Cow Parade exhibit that was here a while back. <\/p>\n

I couldn’t help but notice that the cow had a black garbage bag tied tightly over its head. Not sure if it was for cleaning, or the object d’art had finally had enough embarassment from representing our losing team day after day, and was trying to end it all, a la Jerzy Kosinski<\/a>.<\/p>\n

Now, just so my blog’s not solely the home of snark, obscure literary references, and self-obsessed drama, I will note that had :I: been invited to decorate a cow, I would have knit it a sweater and called it “Bovine in Sheep’s Clothing.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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