{"id":819,"date":"2006-07-01T09:58:00","date_gmt":"2006-07-01T14:58:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lawrencem94.sg-host.com\/?p=819"},"modified":"2006-07-01T09:58:00","modified_gmt":"2006-07-01T14:58:00","slug":"serenity-now","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/?p=819","title":{"rendered":"Serenity NOW!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m feeling a little like George Costanza&#8217;s dad, walking around &#038; shouting angrily &#8220;Serenity NOW!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>On the other hand, I feel a strange sense of calm. There are only so many things worth valuing and wringing your hands over, and all of them are still here. Of course, except my father, but I also recognize reality. <\/p>\n<p>We are going to turn the abode into one level below Fort Knox, and I&#8217;m still debating on the outdoor siren. For whatever reason (probably the same reason I love me a megaphone), it speaks to me. I guess it comes down to whether I want my neighbors to speak to me after the first false alarm?<\/p>\n<p>The dogs are maintaining the front lines, and Suzy especially is not having any time for the security people coming in with their quotes. This morning was especially eyebrow-raising, just how pissed she was. I have to admit, I love it. They did this last time I had a scare, picked up on my anxiety &#038; stepped up their own guard-dog levels. They follow me everywhere and it&#8217;s a great feeling. Polly might try to lick someone to death, but I have complete faith that Suzy would take someone&#8217;s arm or face right off. Reconstructive surgery: a bitch.<\/p>\n<p>My task at hand is to have some serenity, and to enjoy as much as I can, the time off.  So, if you&#8217;re in the metro area and you see a round red-head marching about in her off-road crocs, muttering SERENITY NOW! hey &#8211; just say hi, I&#8217;ll tell you my life story, I did it to a stranger at Target yesterday, and we&#8217;ll have good times. Just keep your hands away from Suzy.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m feeling a little like George Costanza&#8217;s dad, walking around &#038; shouting angrily &#8220;Serenity NOW!&#8221; On the other hand, I feel a strange sense of calm. There are only so many things worth valuing and wringing your hands over, and all of them are still here. Of course, except my father, but I also recognize [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_mi_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/819"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=819"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/819\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=819"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=819"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=819"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}