{"id":833,"date":"2006-07-20T13:55:00","date_gmt":"2006-07-20T18:55:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lawrencem94.sg-host.com\/?p=833"},"modified":"2006-07-20T13:55:00","modified_gmt":"2006-07-20T18:55:00","slug":"hi-its-hot","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/?p=833","title":{"rendered":"HI! IT&#8217;S HOT!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Today, I re-named LaFonda (temporarily) the E-Z Bake Honda. Seriously. We could bake bread in that car, casseroles, souffles, you name it, it could be accomplished.  Someone needs to invent a big suction device that sucks up all this heat and then stores it away for winter! Git on it, you spammers! I can sacrifice hearing about your Nigerian money trail and your enlargement creams for &#8211; oh &#8211; ONE MONTH &#8211; if you just put your noggin into creating a vacuum (that doesn&#8217;t lose suction!) to store up all this dreadful heat for when we need it most, like, January. Mmm-kay? In the meantime, I&#8217;ll be frosting cupcakes in the trunk.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Today, I re-named LaFonda (temporarily) the E-Z Bake Honda. Seriously. We could bake bread in that car, casseroles, souffles, you name it, it could be accomplished. Someone needs to invent a big suction device that sucks up all this heat and then stores it away for winter! Git on it, you spammers! I can sacrifice [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_mi_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/833"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=833"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/833\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=833"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=833"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=833"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}