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While waiting in the spacious waiting area at Carmax, to get their extremely lowball offer on my dad’s truck that we did not even consider:<\/p>\n

“I’m moving away from you. You’re putting off too much heat.”<\/p>\n

“I know. I’m like a furnace.”<\/p>\n

“YOU HAVE A FUNGUS????!!!!!”<\/p>\n

“I’m like a FURNACE, Jennifer. But thanks for shouting that I have a fungus.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

While waiting in the spacious waiting area at Carmax, to get their extremely lowball offer on my dad’s truck that we did not even consider: “I’m moving away from you. You’re putting off too much heat.” “I know. I’m like a furnace.” “YOU HAVE A FUNGUS????!!!!!” “I’m like a FURNACE, Jennifer. But thanks for shouting […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_mi_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/840"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=840"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/840\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=840"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=840"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=840"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}