{"id":863,"date":"2006-08-28T00:10:00","date_gmt":"2006-08-28T05:10:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lawrencem94.sg-host.com\/?p=863"},"modified":"2006-08-28T00:10:00","modified_gmt":"2006-08-28T05:10:00","slug":"late-night-peek-into-the-funhouse","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/?p=863","title":{"rendered":"Late-Night Peek Into The Funhouse&#8230;."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So, what happens when you are so dog-tired at 8:00 at night, cross-your-eyes falling-asleep-at-the-tv tired? You crawl into bed, and have delicious notions that you will sleep for -oh- 11 hours. Maybe 10. Certainly not just THREE. Hello! Now I&#8217;m here on the computer, trying to recapture that eye-crossing tiredness, and it&#8217;s just not working.  -ohp, there was a huge yawn. there&#8217;s still hope. It just sucks when you have all the optimal conditions for a real humdinger of a sleep, you know? The temperature was perfect, the pillows were arranged perfectly (I get a little nutty about having everything stacked <span style=\"font-style: italic;\">just so<\/span> &#8211; please, contain your shock and awe at that one&#8230;). It was just dreadful to get up and accept the fact that no, I am not getting 10+ hours of sleep tonight, and so what if tomorrow&#8217;s Monday, (oh yeah, I came up to see if I have meetings\/appointments&#8230;.. that drives wardrobe&#8230;.) oooookey dokey, no meetings, no lunch plans, NUTTIN. Perhaps I am coming down with Le Plague. Well, maybe it is just the infernal BUG BITES, but it could be that the bugs were CARRIERS of &#8230;. Le Plague&#8230;&#8230; Perhaps I will need to stay home and accumulate the 10 hours of sleep randomly, between scratches. Perhaps I am simply dreaming, because even as I spun that little fantasy candyland, about six things I have to do tomorrow came scrambling in,  shouting for attention. And that&#8217;s productive for getting back to sleep. Hmmmm&#8230;..<br \/>Arrighty. Time to re-enter the somnosphere. Curtains down&#8230;.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So, what happens when you are so dog-tired at 8:00 at night, cross-your-eyes falling-asleep-at-the-tv tired? You crawl into bed, and have delicious notions that you will sleep for -oh- 11 hours. Maybe 10. Certainly not just THREE. Hello! Now I&#8217;m here on the computer, trying to recapture that eye-crossing tiredness, and it&#8217;s just not working. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_mi_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/863"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=863"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/863\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=863"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=863"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=863"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}