{"id":867,"date":"2006-08-31T13:19:00","date_gmt":"2006-08-31T18:19:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lawrencem94.sg-host.com\/?p=867"},"modified":"2006-08-31T13:19:00","modified_gmt":"2006-08-31T18:19:00","slug":"there-are-days","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/?p=867","title":{"rendered":"There Are Days&#8230;."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Like yesterday, where you expect to hear a chorus singing &#8220;Everything&#8217;s goin&#8217; my waaaaaay&#8221; and then there are days like today, which, according to Amazon, is the day my books are going to arrive, look at them stepping up and gettin&#8217; ON IT, so thanks for that guys, because the rest of the day makes me want to run around with my hands over my head like I&#8217;m a monster in a bad Michael Jackson video, and I want to grimace and shriek and yell at anyone in my path, and some of those in my path will also be bitch-slapped. Which means I&#8217;ll have to bring my hands down from up over my head, BUT, I&#8217;m just going to have to bust up the choreography &#038; do it.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m seriously considering getting a punching bag for my office. And my books just arrived, right this minute. I yelled, &#8220;Praise Jesus&#8221; at our office manager. Maybe this means we&#8217;re working towards an upward swing again. I&#8217;m ready to put my hands over my head at any minute, however. BUST A MOVE or BUST SOME HEADS. <\/p>\n<p><a onblur=\"try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}\" href=\"http:\/\/photos1.blogger.com\/blogger\/5985\/480\/1600\/THRILLERghouls.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" style=\"display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;\" src=\"http:\/\/photos1.blogger.com\/blogger\/5985\/480\/400\/THRILLERghouls.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Like yesterday, where you expect to hear a chorus singing &#8220;Everything&#8217;s goin&#8217; my waaaaaay&#8221; and then there are days like today, which, according to Amazon, is the day my books are going to arrive, look at them stepping up and gettin&#8217; ON IT, so thanks for that guys, because the rest of the day makes [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_mi_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/867"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=867"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/867\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=867"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=867"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=867"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}