{"id":871,"date":"2006-09-05T10:29:00","date_gmt":"2006-09-05T15:29:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lawrencem94.sg-host.com\/?p=871"},"modified":"2006-09-05T10:29:00","modified_gmt":"2006-09-05T15:29:00","slug":"pass-the-douche-on-the-left-hand-side","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/?p=871","title":{"rendered":"Pass The Douche On The Left-Hand Side…."},"content":{"rendered":"

Well, hubby came home from hunting\/scouting yesterday – and they (primarily Suzy) had gotten poofed by a skunk no bigger’n a kitten. LURVELY. I found a recipe online that used hydrogen peroxide, baking soda & soap, but it hasn’t eliminated the odor.
Now, I’m left to the last resort – feminine douche. I did some more research today & this is what people are swearing by! Most sites dismissed tomato juice, interestingly enough. <\/p>\n

So, that should be fun at Target tonight, I can just imagine the eyebrow raise of the cashier when I roll through with fifteen boxes of extra-strength whatever – and it’s not like you can quickly explain, “It’s for my dogs…” Poor Suzy. She wants lovin’ but she stinks too much – and then Polly laid on her bed, so she picked up the smell, too. Basically, it’s just good times and Douche Night at the NuWo residence….<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Well, hubby came home from hunting\/scouting yesterday – and they (primarily Suzy) had gotten poofed by a skunk no bigger’n a kitten. LURVELY. I found a recipe online that used hydrogen peroxide, baking soda & soap, but it hasn’t eliminated the odor. Now, I’m left to the last resort – feminine douche. I did some […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_mi_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/871"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=871"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/871\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=871"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=871"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=871"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}