{"id":872,"date":"2006-09-05T19:50:00","date_gmt":"2006-09-06T00:50:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lawrencem94.sg-host.com\/?p=872"},"modified":"2006-09-05T19:50:00","modified_gmt":"2006-09-06T00:50:00","slug":"it-was-the-vision-of-carrying-a-case-of-massengill","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/?p=872","title":{"rendered":"It Was The Vision Of Carrying A Case of Massengill&#8230;.."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&#8230;that prompted me to call PetSmart at the last minute before leaving the office. Lo-and-behold, they carry this:<br \/><a onblur=\"try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}\" href=\"http:\/\/photos1.blogger.com\/blogger\/5985\/480\/1600\/skunksmellremover.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" style=\"display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;\" src=\"http:\/\/photos1.blogger.com\/blogger\/5985\/480\/400\/skunksmellremover.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;d already done the math, and buying 10 packages of Massengil (or Summer&#8217;s Eve, you know, I&#8217;m not brand loyal) would have been over $40 &#8211; this stuff was $10.  The part I liked was that you leave it on the dog to dry &#038; keep odor-busting. I&#8217;m still waiting on the odor-bustin&#8217;, as she just strolled up and when I scratched her head, it still smells a bit like someone across the way hit a skunk. Eeesh.<\/p>\n<p>So, sorry, no pics of the Wo and I wielding douche bottles two-handed, littering the backyard with a visual worthy of Flickr front page &#8230;&#8230; <br \/>Instead, here&#8217;s a Warhol-esque composite &#8211; feel free to make &#8216;er poster size.<br \/><a onblur=\"try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}\" href=\"http:\/\/photos1.blogger.com\/blogger\/5985\/480\/1600\/massengil.0.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" style=\"display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;\" src=\"http:\/\/photos1.blogger.com\/blogger\/5985\/480\/400\/massengil.0.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>But in all my searching, I did discover the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.terrierman.com\/Sounds\/skunkverymad.wav\">Sound of an Angry Skunk<\/a>, and we plan to play it repeatedly at high volumes while shouting &#8220;NO! BAD! NO!&#8221; over and over while shining a light in Suzy&#8217;s eyes. <br \/>From a distance.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8230;that prompted me to call PetSmart at the last minute before leaving the office. Lo-and-behold, they carry this: I&#8217;d already done the math, and buying 10 packages of Massengil (or Summer&#8217;s Eve, you know, I&#8217;m not brand loyal) would have been over $40 &#8211; this stuff was $10. The part I liked was that you [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_mi_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/872"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=872"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/872\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=872"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=872"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=872"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}