{"id":873,"date":"2006-09-06T13:29:00","date_gmt":"2006-09-06T18:29:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lawrencem94.sg-host.com\/?p=873"},"modified":"2006-09-06T13:29:00","modified_gmt":"2006-09-06T18:29:00","slug":"the-highlight-of-my-day","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/?p=873","title":{"rendered":"The Highlight Of My Day&#8230;."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Work Conversation:<\/p>\n<p>Me (to co-worker, J): &#8220;What would it take for you to wear that helmet all day?&#8221; (motioning to a ski helmet sitting on a desk.<\/p>\n<p>J: &#8220;I&#8217;ll tell you what it&#8217;d take. Dunkin Donuts coffee.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Me (perking up): &#8220;Really? That&#8217;s it?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>J (immediately sensing he has set the bar too low): &#8220;I mean, a fresh, hot cup of Dunkin Donuts coffee, in a Dunkin Donuts cup, and a pound of beans.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Me: &#8220;Try it on. Let&#8217;s make sure it fits.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>After faintly protesting it will mess up his hair, J tries on helmet. Perfect fit. Looks extremely&#8230;..special.<\/p>\n<p>Me (doubled over laughing): &#8220;I am <span style=\"font-weight:bold;\">SO GLAD<\/span> I found your price. And that it&#8217;s so low!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Oh yes. We&#8217;ll be driving to Lawrence, KS one morning for a cup o&#8217; Dunkin Donuts coffee &#038; some beans. Even I will get up early for that one. Because I&#8217;ll be bringing my CAMERA as well.  Nobody can say, even in the worst of it, that we don&#8217;t have a good group of people who love to laugh&#8230;&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Work Conversation: Me (to co-worker, J): &#8220;What would it take for you to wear that helmet all day?&#8221; (motioning to a ski helmet sitting on a desk. J: &#8220;I&#8217;ll tell you what it&#8217;d take. Dunkin Donuts coffee.&#8221; Me (perking up): &#8220;Really? That&#8217;s it?&#8221; J (immediately sensing he has set the bar too low): &#8220;I mean, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_mi_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/873"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=873"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/873\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=873"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=873"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=873"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}