{"id":882,"date":"2006-09-15T15:37:00","date_gmt":"2006-09-15T20:37:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lawrencem94.sg-host.com\/?p=882"},"modified":"2006-09-15T15:37:00","modified_gmt":"2006-09-15T20:37:00","slug":"reason-812","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/?p=882","title":{"rendered":"Reason #812…."},"content":{"rendered":"

…why I married him…..<\/p>\n

(running narration from the Wo who was driving home today)<\/p>\n

“Get out of the WAY you motherfucking crippled bastard! Jesus! He’s got 8 car lengths, (splutter) GO! OH my god he’s got a fucking KNOB on his steering wheel.”<\/p>\n

Ahhhhh, road rage. We’re such a matched set.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

…why I married him….. (running narration from the Wo who was driving home today) “Get out of the WAY you motherfucking crippled bastard! Jesus! He’s got 8 car lengths, (splutter) GO! OH my god he’s got a fucking KNOB on his steering wheel.” Ahhhhh, road rage. We’re such a matched set.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_mi_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/882"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=882"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/882\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=882"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=882"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=882"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}