Oh, yes, it’s Talk Like A Pirate Day. Someday we’ll finally get that Swear Like A Sailor Day approved, and I can have one day of shoutin’ ye ol’ FUCKS and ASSWIPES and PIGFUCKERS about without fear of offendin’. Meanwhile, I continue to swear heartily with a swipe of discretion and sometimes I just have to yell “Sorry!”<\/p>\n
Let’s see. Is it possible to eat too much sushi? I think not. We dined at a restaurant yesterday with reps, and it was not-so-good sushi. Not as in, AHOY! These rolls have washed ashore ripe and not fer eatin’! But as in, I have had so much better, and these are a disappointment. Iffin’ you want perspective, I had some grocery store sushi today – eel and California roll – and it was better than what we had yesterday. Ah yes, the horizon just fell into place for you there, didn’t it?<\/p>\n
Speaking of perspective, it truly was one of my least favorite assignments in my art classes back in ye old day, when I was a spry pirate and didn’t care that a studio art major meant NOTHING to the outside world, wherein the outside world equals a real paycheck. I just saw nothing enjoyable about using a RULER for “drawing”. I didn’t do badly at it, but I didn’t put my best hook forward, as it were, and I would have some criticism from my prof for the third-street-over not quite matching up to the horizon point. And my other pet peeve is when people spell it “prospective”. NO! You are whacked on the knuckles. Or worse – the terrifying scene from that Jack London book where Cookie gets dragged behind the ship & a shark eats his foot.<\/p>\n
This may explain today’s ramblings: I believe I have the makings of a cold, which is lovely, to be the Snuffling Pirate today. I may go home a smidge early and have a lie-down. Can you imagine how hard it would be to blow your nose with a hook for a hand? Hello, nose piercings. <\/p>\n
OK, I think we’ve covered enough terrain in my crazy brain for you to move on to the next blog safely. Enjoy. ARRRRRRRRR.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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