Harvest the freshest eyeballs you can find.
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Rinse in a mild saline solution. If you don’t have saline solution, go ahead and use distilled water with a pinch of kosher salt.
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Heat oven to 350′.
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Line a baking sheet with parchment paper or a Silpat.
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Leaving at least 3″ between them, place eyeballs on prepared sheet.
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Bake for about 15 minutes, or until they are quite firm and have no surface moisture left.
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Replace in eye sockets, and voila! You’re experiencing my head cold extraordinaire.<\/p>\n
Note: Colors and clarity may be off for some time after re-installation of eyeballs. The best antidote is a long, Ny-quil-induced nap. If not possible, copious amounts of hot beverages are in order.<\/span><\/em> Harvest the freshest eyeballs you can find. Rinse in a mild saline solution. If you don’t have saline solution, go ahead and use distilled water with a pinch of kosher salt. Heat oven to 350′. Line a baking sheet with parchment paper or a Silpat. Leaving at least 3″ between them, place eyeballs on prepared […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_mi_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/89"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=89"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/89\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=89"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=89"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=89"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
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