{"id":894,"date":"2006-10-04T08:54:00","date_gmt":"2006-10-04T13:54:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lawrencem94.sg-host.com\/?p=894"},"modified":"2006-10-04T08:54:00","modified_gmt":"2006-10-04T13:54:00","slug":"see-ya-in-the-funny-papers","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/?p=894","title":{"rendered":"See Ya In The Funny Papers&#8230;.."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a onblur=\"try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}\" href=\"http:\/\/photos1.blogger.com\/blogger\/5985\/480\/1600\/mominthefunnies.gif\"><img decoding=\"async\" style=\"display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;\" src=\"http:\/\/photos1.blogger.com\/blogger\/5985\/480\/400\/mominthefunnies.png\" border=\"0\" alt=\"\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Don&#8217;t worry. Even though the parallel to my own mother is right there, I laughed. With maybe a wee bit o&#8217; the wince, but I still choose laughter. And it&#8217;s Wednesday! Halfway there. And, I&#8217;m feeling loads more comfortable behind the wheel of the new car. Now I&#8217;m focusing on not making the mistake I made four years ago in LaFonda right after I got &#8216;er: Speeding Ticket. It&#8217;s very easy to catch myself going fast because the ride&#8217;s so smooth, and being up higher &#038; in a bigger vehicle disguises your speed a lot more. I&#8217;m sure that&#8217;ll be a great explanation to the muthafuckin&#8217; motorcycle cop. I can only hope for the Hot Cop of Prairie Village. (He drives a cop car. And he&#8217;s smokin&#8217;. Hmmm. Maybe I DO need to speed through there&#8230;. heh&#8230;..)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Don&#8217;t worry. Even though the parallel to my own mother is right there, I laughed. With maybe a wee bit o&#8217; the wince, but I still choose laughter. And it&#8217;s Wednesday! Halfway there. And, I&#8217;m feeling loads more comfortable behind the wheel of the new car. Now I&#8217;m focusing on not making the mistake I [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_mi_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/894"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=894"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/894\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=894"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=894"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=894"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}