{"id":895,"date":"2006-10-05T10:56:00","date_gmt":"2006-10-05T15:56:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lawrencem94.sg-host.com\/?p=895"},"modified":"2006-10-05T10:56:00","modified_gmt":"2006-10-05T15:56:00","slug":"i-wasnt-called-princess-for-nuthin","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/?p=895","title":{"rendered":"I Wasn&#8217;t Called &quot;Princess&quot; For Nuthin&#8217;&#8230;."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So, the new Murano is excellent, I love it, and once I could finally relax enough to not white-knuckle grip the wheel and stare straight ahead, I noticed a blemish on the dashboard. It irked me, and on closer inspection seemed to be just that: a blemish. So I toodled in to the dealership this morning,and they are ordering a new dashboard for me, as they were unable to solvent-it away.  I felt relief, because I was gearing myself up for a Battle Royale &#8211; hello, the car has 150 miles on it, I barely drink coffee in it, why would I be digging in to the dashboard in Week One &#038; rubbing schmutzig over it? (That&#8217;s like, an activity for Week #149.) The funny thing is that if we&#8217;d bought this car used, I would get over it, or, as a friend suggested, knit a dashboard cozy &#038; cover it up, but the whole point of &#8220;new&#8221; is that you pay the price for something unblemished and as close to perfection that you can get. <\/p>\n<p>As I drove away I felt very much like the Princess &#038; the Pea&#8230;. but hey. It was about getting what I wanted &#8211; but it was more about right v. wrong &#038; Truth, Justice &#038; the Jennifer Way. <\/p>\n<p>In a semi-related note, the &#8217;06 model has the capacity to play MP3 CDs, which is awesome. I put in a mix CD yesterday, and was a little perplexed that it didn&#8217;t show any song\/artist information, but I just decided to go with the flow &#038; be surprised. Today, perhaps bolstered by my victory, I looked down and saw a button marked &#8220;Display&#8221;. When you push that button? All the music information is <span style=\"font-weight:bold;\">displayed<\/span>. I know! How crazy is that coincidence? In any event, as I wrote the Wo, it was like Christmas morning, complete with a squeal of joy. After all, I knew I was bringing Sexy Back, but it was good to have it in black &#038; white on the screen&#8230;..<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So, the new Murano is excellent, I love it, and once I could finally relax enough to not white-knuckle grip the wheel and stare straight ahead, I noticed a blemish on the dashboard. It irked me, and on closer inspection seemed to be just that: a blemish. So I toodled in to the dealership this [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_mi_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/895"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=895"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/895\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=895"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=895"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=895"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}