{"id":898,"date":"2006-10-09T14:09:00","date_gmt":"2006-10-09T19:09:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lawrencem94.sg-host.com\/?p=898"},"modified":"2006-10-09T14:09:00","modified_gmt":"2006-10-09T19:09:00","slug":"grouch-potato","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/?p=898","title":{"rendered":"Grouch Potato"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Well, I&#8217;m struggling to stay in a decent mood &#8211; it really is counterproductive to be such a control freak, and I can intellectually recognize how the behavior doesn&#8217;t help &#8211; but change, oh my, it is so hard.<\/p>\n<p>Last Friday, either the burglars tried to pay off their electric bill using our old checking account &#8211; OR &#8211; the electric company made an enormous error, but regardless, it&#8217;s still a problem, because the bank didn&#8217;t properly close the old account &#038; they think we&#8217;re in the hole for over $1,600. It&#8217;s extra joyous that today&#8217;s a stupid holiday and everyone&#8217;s closed, so there are no answers to be gleaned.  I know I will get it straightened out, and we will be fine, but it doesn&#8217;t stop my stomach from doing the flippada and churning up some extra acid. I hate that I&#8217;ve always been like this, too. Such a worrywart. <\/p>\n<p>The other part of it is, if it was burglary-related, it means I have to pick up my battle axe and go head-to-head with the (very unresponsive) police department again, because hello &#8211; they weren&#8217;t trying to pay for electricity to their moving mobile home, they had to have tried to put it towards an account number, so this would be a pretty good lead. You just have to wonder who has an electric bill of $1,607, and you also have to wonder how fucking stupid someone has to be to think a) I&#8217;m not going to notice a debited amount that size or b) someone won&#8217;t come knocking on your door with the LIGHTS on inside because you paid for the LIGHTS with someone else&#8217;s money.<\/p>\n<p>I once asked my aunt why she thought I was so worry-centric, and she said that maybe long ago, my ancestors stopped to worry if there was a saber-toothed tiger behind that rock, as part of their self-preservation.  Apparently for one of my ancestors, there was a very large tiger, and possibly some wolverine-esque animals that went for her ankles. Thanks, She-Rah. It&#8217;s just the DNA gift that keeps on giving.<\/p>\n<p>So, let&#8217;s talk about tv instead. (Distract! Shiny things! Jingle, jingle!) Here&#8217;s my take on (some of) what I&#8217;m watching, sound-byte style.  Prison Break&#8217;s on hiatus. People, I don&#8217;t care about baseball anymore, and this is a huge inconvenience. Vanished &#8211; I hope I remember all the intricacies and conspiracies in three weeks. CSI My Jammies: I can do without the hi-def closeups on David Caruso&#8217;s face. EEK!  What is up with Smith getting yanked? CBS! Please! ACK! Lost &#8211; could that get any weirder? I suppose green men could fall from the sky. Desperate Housewives is getting tedious. Let&#8217;s ramp it up. Survivor: better pick up the pace &#8211; last week was boring, but at least the castaway was something of a surprise. I hate that Parvo chick. (Yes I know  it&#8217;s not her name exactly, but I dislike her, so she shall be known to me as the dog disease.)  Grey&#8217;s Anatomy &#8211; such a soap. Is it wrong I don&#8217;t want Meredith to have either guy? CSI &#8211; we&#8217;re hosed because last week&#8217;s episode stopped recording, ten minutes before the show ended. YouTube, I need your help! Law &#038; Order (pick any of &#8217;em) &#8211; you&#8217;re my old comfy shoes, my friend. Don&#8217;t ever change. However, I&#8217;m not used to the new faces yet. So give me some time.  <\/p>\n<p>Sigh. All the cancellations &#038; haituses &#8211; well, I guess this means we can get caught up on The Wire! Gotta love the ol&#8217; iControl.  I&#8217;ll just sit down with the remote &#8211; and a bottle of Mylanta. And hope the power doesn&#8217;t go out&#8230;..<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Well, I&#8217;m struggling to stay in a decent mood &#8211; it really is counterproductive to be such a control freak, and I can intellectually recognize how the behavior doesn&#8217;t help &#8211; but change, oh my, it is so hard. 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