{"id":932,"date":"2006-11-15T16:15:00","date_gmt":"2006-11-15T21:15:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lawrencem94.sg-host.com\/?p=932"},"modified":"2006-11-15T16:15:00","modified_gmt":"2006-11-15T21:15:00","slug":"with-a-little-gin-it-might-be-ok","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/?p=932","title":{"rendered":"With A Little Gin, It Might Be OK."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m having a rotten day! Except for lunch. Lunch was delightful, except for the crying, but that passed quickly. Kristin &#038; I went to the New York Deli, and the men behind the counter treated us like princesses. Sometimes I think it&#8217;s in part because I&#8217;m wearing my Liza Minelli CruiseWear tunic top and it shows a lot of cleavage.  All of that aside, I had the best corned beef ever, and a macaroon. So that was nice. But it&#8217;s been a devil of a day, and I&#8217;ve got a candle burning, just to sortof offset the noxious toxic fumes that are seeping down into our offices from the remodeling going on upstairs, it&#8217;s mostly the heady smell of glue that has us all slightly nauseous and headachey. And our roof is leaking, so I think somebody made a boo-boo.<\/p>\n<p>In my dazed state, I keep correcting myself as I reach for my water, because my candle&#8217;s sitting on my coaster, and I can just see myself trying to drink hot wax and figuring it out a split-second too late. (Yeah, just like the Murano-backing-up episode.)<\/p>\n<p>I suppose if I had gin in my mouth, I&#8217;d set myself on fire, though. At least I&#8217;d get to go home, where it doesn&#8217;t smell like glue and there aren&#8217;t buckets on the floor.  I swear. Liza Minelli never had to work under these conditions.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m having a rotten day! Except for lunch. Lunch was delightful, except for the crying, but that passed quickly. Kristin &#038; I went to the New York Deli, and the men behind the counter treated us like princesses. Sometimes I think it&#8217;s in part because I&#8217;m wearing my Liza Minelli CruiseWear tunic top and it [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_mi_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/932"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=932"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/932\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=932"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=932"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=932"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}