{"id":940,"date":"2006-11-28T11:02:00","date_gmt":"2006-11-28T16:02:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lawrencem94.sg-host.com\/?p=940"},"modified":"2006-11-28T11:02:00","modified_gmt":"2006-11-28T16:02:00","slug":"apparently-im-going-to-have-to-get-out-push-the-earth-so-we-have-sunshine-and-nighttime","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/?p=940","title":{"rendered":"Apparently I&#8217;m Going To Have To Get Out &amp; Push The Earth So We Have Sunshine And Nighttime."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I have spent my morning in not one, but TWO Battle Royales. The first with the cable company, who can sink to the bottom of the ocean with a two-ton anchor weight around their neck for all I care, I&#8217;ll be on the Lido deck with a bloody mary &#038; some canapes. The second battle was with our friends at the pharmacy who have dicked me around on a prescription for a week &#038; a half, and I&#8217;ve driven out there not once, NOT twice, but FEE TINES a Mady, and while Bu-wheat Sings, I am ready to fiddle while their fucking store burns to the ground. (just kidding!)  I have 100% faith in the nurse at my doctor&#8217;s office, but am a little concerned that they couldn&#8217;t find my chart. Perhaps I no longer exist. My ability to publish this blog will prove that theory wrong. So I got to work and told Kristin that apparently, it&#8217;s my job today to rotate the fucking earth so we get a daytime, nighttime, and general progression of time.<\/p>\n<p>On an upnote, I did have a serious chuckle at the idea of buying James&#8217; 17-year old cousin a &#8220;junior accordian&#8221; from Target. Because nothing says teenage angst like wailing away on the accordian&#8230;.. I may take it up myself if this day doesn&#8217;t improve!<\/p>\n<p>oompa&#8230;.oompa&#8230;&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I have spent my morning in not one, but TWO Battle Royales. The first with the cable company, who can sink to the bottom of the ocean with a two-ton anchor weight around their neck for all I care, I&#8217;ll be on the Lido deck with a bloody mary &#038; some canapes. The second battle [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_mi_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/940"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=940"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/940\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=940"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=940"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=940"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}