{"id":95,"date":"2004-12-08T10:00:00","date_gmt":"2004-12-08T15:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lawrencem94.sg-host.com\/?p=95"},"modified":"2004-12-08T10:00:00","modified_gmt":"2004-12-08T15:00:00","slug":"the-power-of-3","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/?p=95","title":{"rendered":"The Power of 3"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>Overheard Conversation:<br \/>\n<br \/><\/strong>Setting: him &#8211; in kitchen. me &#8211; in bathroom getting ready.<\/p>\n<p>him: &#8220;Have you heard about the movie &#8216;Three&#8217; on ESPN?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>me: <em>&#8220;No. What is it?&#8221;<\/em><\/p>\n<p>him: &#8220;It&#8217;s about Three!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>me: <em>&#8220;Three what?&#8221;<\/em><\/p>\n<p>him: &#8220;Three!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>me: (louder) &#8220;<em>Three! Three what????&#8221;<\/em><\/p>\n<p>him: (laughing)&#8221;Oh, my sweetie isn&#8217;t a redneck.&#8221; (more laughing)<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size:85%;\">(more chuckling as I continue applying makeup and am now growing more and more frustrated)<\/span><\/p>\n<p>me: <strong><em>&#8220;WHAT THE HELL IS THREE? THREE WHAT? I DON&#8217;T GET IT!&#8221;<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<p>him: &#8220;Dale Earnhart&#8217;s car number! Number Three!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size:130%;\">me: <em>&#8220;oh.&#8221;<\/em><br \/>\n<br \/><\/span><\/p>\n<p>me: <em>&#8220;No.&#8221;<\/em><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size:85%;\">me: <em>&#8220;I&#8217;m not a redneck.&#8221;<\/em><br \/>\n<br \/><\/span><\/p>\n<p><em>Editor&#8217;s note: James does not follow NASCAR, but on odd days does classify himself as part-redneck, and is a direct descendent of full-blooded rednecks. Therefore we have not insulted anyone in this exchange, except possibly passionate number Three fans, and certainly they aren&#8217;t reading blogs about knitting, but if they are, this is more to illustrate how I like to think of myself as really really smart, but there are things that boom right over my head &amp; James&#8217; enjoyment of testing how truly in-tune I am to every pop culture thing out there. I&#8217;m usually right there&#8230;.. until it involves sports.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Overheard Conversation: Setting: him &#8211; in kitchen. me &#8211; in bathroom getting ready. him: &#8220;Have you heard about the movie &#8216;Three&#8217; on ESPN?&#8221; me: &#8220;No. What is it?&#8221; him: &#8220;It&#8217;s about Three!&#8221; me: &#8220;Three what?&#8221; him: &#8220;Three!&#8221; me: (louder) &#8220;Three! Three what????&#8221; him: (laughing)&#8221;Oh, my sweetie isn&#8217;t a redneck.&#8221; (more laughing) (more chuckling as I [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_mi_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/95"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=95"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/95\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=95"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=95"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=95"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}