{"id":953,"date":"2006-12-18T14:42:00","date_gmt":"2006-12-18T19:42:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lawrencem94.sg-host.com\/?p=953"},"modified":"2006-12-18T14:42:00","modified_gmt":"2006-12-18T19:42:00","slug":"beer-pizza-justin-timberlake","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/?p=953","title":{"rendered":"Beer &amp; Pizza &amp; Justin Timberlake"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Well, there&#8217;s my idea of what could turn this day around. Actually, I&#8217;ve had quite the morning of JT-Saturday-Night-Live skits via the YouTube &#038; NBC.com. The &#8220;D*** In A Box&#8221; sketch has had most of our office reeling with laughter. Of course, I had to dig out Omeletteville, and then another co-worker had never seen the Chronic(What?)cles of Narnia, so I&#8217;ve done an excellent job of avoidance and gotten my fill of web-based SNL entertainment. <\/p>\n<p>Pizza Hut. Bringing me Xmas tidings from my mortal nemeses, what with the fucking burglars writing ANOTHER check. I hate these people. I want to punch them in the face. I want to smother their mouths and noses with hot burning cheese (from a pizza). Mother Fuckers. And mother FUCK the police, who don&#8217;t seem to give a rat&#8217;s ass about the riff-raff of the earth having pizza parties on my paper. Yeah.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m going to listen to Weezer all afternoon, get my monthly massage at the end of the day, and go home and hit the sauce. I think we can officially declare that the holidays are upon us.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Well, there&#8217;s my idea of what could turn this day around. Actually, I&#8217;ve had quite the morning of JT-Saturday-Night-Live skits via the YouTube &#038; NBC.com. The &#8220;D*** In A Box&#8221; sketch has had most of our office reeling with laughter. Of course, I had to dig out Omeletteville, and then another co-worker had never seen [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_mi_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/953"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=953"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/953\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=953"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=953"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=953"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}