{"id":962,"date":"2007-01-02T15:36:00","date_gmt":"2007-01-02T20:36:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lawrencem94.sg-host.com\/?p=962"},"modified":"2007-01-02T15:36:00","modified_gmt":"2007-01-02T20:36:00","slug":"random-orts-for-a-new-year","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/?p=962","title":{"rendered":"Random Orts For A New Year"},"content":{"rendered":"

-The internet at work, sadly, did not make ANY resolutions to be better. Talk about needing to look within and make a change. Sigh.<\/p>\n

– Much to the joy & entertainment of those sitting near me, I have decided to sing along (in ten-second increments) to almost every song on my iTunes in the past half hour. (It’s sorted by album & I’m currently in the thick of a series of Billboard’s Top Hits, 1980-1989.) Because I love the eighties, and you will too! (Toto! St. Elmo’s Fire! When mullets weren’t so bad and ballads were the BOMB baby!)<\/p>\n

– I have this thing tomorrow and I am so not into it. But like the stage peformer I always wanted to be, I will flick the switch and radiate joy and energy and hopefully, not break a leg.<\/p>\n

– I’m not sure if my bipolar attitude is tied to a decision I made last night to drink an entire bottle of champagne. And eat Christopher Elbow<\/a> chocolates. Because in my opinion, you should START the new year with indulgence and celebration, too. <\/p>\n

– I hate working through lunch because every hour thereafter is a horrible shock. I was certain it was after 3, and in fact, it was only nearing 2:00 p.m. This makes me uber-cranky.<\/p>\n

– I’m not switching to the new Blogger until they make me. I’d love to use the new features, but every time they tell me to do it, I go through three steps & then they say, “OH NO, so sorry, we aren’t letting your kind in yet.” Well, piss up a rope, then, and quit asking me to do it.<\/p>\n

– Alright, the internet has gone out for drinks. I better publish this before all lines are down & she’s drunk & dancing on a table. More later.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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