{"id":982,"date":"2007-01-30T22:58:00","date_gmt":"2007-01-31T03:58:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lawrencem94.sg-host.com\/?p=982"},"modified":"2007-01-30T22:58:00","modified_gmt":"2007-01-31T03:58:00","slug":"dancing-as-fast-as-i-can","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/?p=982","title":{"rendered":"Dancing As Fast As I Can"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I know at some point I have written about that crazy kooky boss (there&#8217;ve been so many!) that had all sorts of expressions for how crazy-busy she was&#8230;&#8230;. the ol&#8217; one-armed paperhanger&#8230;&#8230; up to her ass in alligators&#8230;.. but our favorite was always the &#8220;Dancing as fast as I can&#8221; because one of my co-workers did this hilarious Flashdance number, running in place.<br \/>Maybe our skepticism was because she spent most of her time playing Free Cell&#8230;.<\/p>\n<p>Anyway. I&#8217;m here. I&#8217;m working like mad, and going out of town tomorrow (oh yes, the world of business travel is so glamorous. Traveling for 6 hours in a car (round trip), but at least I&#8217;ll get some knitting done.)  There have been a few funny things, a couple sad things, you know, just the basic life stuff. I&#8217;ve apparently completely abandoned the 365 Days project of self-portraiture;<\/p>\n<p>OH MY GOD if you are going to be interviewed on TV and you are seated in your car TAKE THE KEY OUT OF THE IGNITION. I can&#8217;t believe they&#8217;re airing this, the DING DING DING is about to send me out of my skin.<\/p>\n<p>So, I think I was about to say that I&#8217;ve had some difficulty concentrating, staying on-task, really not doing much focusing on anything that isn&#8217;t On Fire! Blazing! Cuidado! Automatic Caution Door! Danger!   I&#8217;m pretty much trying to find an extra seventeen hours, and I will spend at least 5 on some extra sleep, 2 on organizing, 2 on shopping, 4 on knitting\/TV time, and then maybe another 4 on personal improvements, cooking, and getting the car washed.  I&#8217;m going to try to catch some of that sleep right now. More soon, I promise.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I know at some point I have written about that crazy kooky boss (there&#8217;ve been so many!) that had all sorts of expressions for how crazy-busy she was&#8230;&#8230;. the ol&#8217; one-armed paperhanger&#8230;&#8230; up to her ass in alligators&#8230;.. but our favorite was always the &#8220;Dancing as fast as I can&#8221; because one of my co-workers [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_mi_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[7,6],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/982"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=982"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/982\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=982"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=982"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=982"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}