{"id":994,"date":"2007-02-15T10:30:00","date_gmt":"2007-02-15T15:30:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lawrencem94.sg-host.com\/?p=994"},"modified":"2007-02-15T10:30:00","modified_gmt":"2007-02-15T15:30:00","slug":"cough-syrup-hydrocodone-whoa","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/?p=994","title":{"rendered":"Cough Syrup + Hydrocodone = Whoa."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So, after one full week of the meds my doctor gave me, absolutely nothing had changed. I called, and they responded quickly, phoning in what now appears to be a turbo-strength antibiotic and the heavy-duty cough syrup product (complete with its own syringe for dosing!)   I was optimistic, but woke again at midnight, coughing. So I took another dose of the cough syrup. And today I feel like an elephant fighting off the fourteen tranquilizer darts that have pierced my hide.  I was listening to Allison Krauss on my iTunes and that wasn&#8217;t helping, so I&#8217;ve switched over to some pop\/dance and we&#8217;ll see if I can make it through the day. Holy Toledo. I think my body and brain are all &#8220;Hey, YO we just got 7 hours of sleep and we need MORE. NOW.&#8221;  Speaking &#038; forming sentences feels like a ginormous challenge.<\/p>\n<p>My apologies for not having more to write about, but I&#8217;m in a total stupor. I&#8217;ve warned those around me I might need to lie down on the floor. And? I have a haircut at lunch today? Given how the hair dryer always makes me super sleepy on my good days, it&#8217;s going to be a real struggle to not pass out.  Hopefully I&#8217;ll make it through the day without drooling on myself.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So, after one full week of the meds my doctor gave me, absolutely nothing had changed. I called, and they responded quickly, phoning in what now appears to be a turbo-strength antibiotic and the heavy-duty cough syrup product (complete with its own syringe for dosing!) I was optimistic, but woke again at midnight, coughing. So [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_mi_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/994"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=994"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/994\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=994"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=994"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=994"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}