More Than You Ever Wanted To Know

I don’t normally do quizzes but this one was a little different. And Kristin had me at the top of her list to do it, so I gave it a go. I actually had to THINK! and PONDER! and, of course, EDIT! So here we go:

FOUR NAMES YOU GO BY:

1. Jennifer

2. Jen

3. Nuge

4. Sweetie

FOUR SCREEN NAMES YOU HAVE HAD:

1. plazajen

2. lemonzest

3. uh……… I’m old. I don’ have such an exciting life with multiple aliases

4. plaza_jen, how’s that.

FOUR THINGS YOU LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:

1. Speedy sense of humor combined with rapier wit, sometimes only amusing to say, hm, me.

2. Being one of the smart monkeys

3. I’m tolerant, accepting & forgiving of everything except stupidity.

4. My blue eyes that ever-shift color & are exactly the same as my Auntie Karen’s and my dad’s.

FOUR THINGS YOU DON’T LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:

1. I get hung up on right, wrong & fair. ALL THE TIME.

2. I am used to being fat, but I wish I were a smidge smaller sometimes.

3. Unable to stick to a routine & an intense dislike of housework

4. When I can’t be tolerant I go straight to judgemental, do not pass GO, do not collect $200, I am a judgemental beyotch and it takes a long time to get out of that place.

FOUR PARTS OF YOUR HERITAGE:

1. Irish

2. German

3. Danish

4. Black Labrador Retriever

FOUR THINGS THAT SCARE YOU:

1. Dying (I swear, Kristin, we have a lot of things in common, I’m not trying to copy everything)

2. Wild Dogs

3. Drunk Drivers

4. Right-Wing conservatives trying to ban shit and take away my rights.

FOUR OF YOUR EVERYDAY ESSENTIALS:

1. LIPSTICK. Don’t leave home without it.

2. The internet.

3. Caffeine, in the form of coffee, cappucino, diet coke, diet dr.pepper, iv drip….

4. Telling my husband I love him & hearing it from him.

FOUR THINGS YOU ARE WEARING RIGHT NOW:

1. Red wool zippy cardigan (I’m cold! for once!)

2. Royal Blue pajamas

3. My wedding ring

4. Furry cream slippers with red, pink, & hot pink polka dots. I AM A FASHION PLATE.

FOUR OF YOUR FAVORITE BANDS OR MUSICAL ARTISTS (of all time):

1. Concrete Blonde

2. Annie Lennox

3. No Doubt

4. U2

and a shout out to the Beastie Boys, I’m sorry, I love you, you’re just a little overplayed on The Buzz right now. Otherwise you’d totally have the number 4 spot.

FOUR OF YOUR FAVORITE SONGS (of all time):

1. “Alice’s Restaurant” Arlo Guthrie

2. “Just The Way You Are” Barry White (we got married to that song!)

3. “Beautiful Day” U2

4. “If I Had A Boat” Lyle Lovett

FOUR NEW THINGS YOU WANT TO TRY IN THE NEXT 12 MONTHS:

1. I would like to try to de-clutter, just a LITTLE

2. writing a book

3. writing a business plan

4. learning more about gardening

FOUR THINGS YOU WANT IN A RELATIONSHIP

1. Trust

2. Humor

3. Independence

4. Acceptance

FOUR THINGS ABOUT THE OPPOSITE SEX (or same) THAT APPEAL TO YOU:

1. Humor

2. Eye contact

3. Big build

4. A strong handshake

FOUR OF YOUR FAVORITE HOBBIES:

1. Knitting

2. Every Other Craft Under The Sun Except If It Involves Felt

3. Cooking

4. Shopping, but of course!

FOUR THINGS YOU WANT TO DO REALLY BADLY RIGHT NOW:

1. Eat

2. Ignore the housework

3. Go back to bed

4. knit Bobbi Bear

FOUR CAREERS YOU’RE CONSIDERING:

1. Marketing Director

2. Owning my own coffee shop

3. Media Director/assistant director

4. Owning my own media shop

FOUR PLACES YOU WANT TO GO ON VACATION:

1. Mexico

2. Jamaica

3. Greece (islands)

4. New Zealand

FOUR GIRLS’ NAMES:

1. Emily

2. Hannah

3. Eleanor

4. Margaret

FOUR BOYS’ NAMES:

1. Richard

2. Edgar

3. William

4. Max

FOUR THINGS YOU WANT TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE:

1. To be completely debt-free just like the commercials say. (this includes the house)

2. Swim with the dolphins

3. Travel & buy some kickass yarn that will always remind me of my trip

4. Be famous in a limited and non-irritating way

FOUR WAYS I AM STEREOTYPICALLY A BOY:

1. Sometimes – I just don’t think.

2. I leave my clothes on the floor

3. I like shoot-em-up movies

4. I listen to rap

FOUR WAYS I AM STEREOTYPICALLY A CHICK:

1. I change my mind a lot.

2. I like chick musicians and could have my own Lillith Festival with my cd collection

3. The small stuff? It bugs me. Don’t tell me not to sweat it. I still will.

4. I coo and fuss over cute stuff

TEN CELEBRITIES I’D TOTALLY DO (in no particular order):

1. Michael Chiklis (the bald pitbull from “The Shield”, and a doughier version in “The Commish”

2. Henry Rollins

3. Vin Diesel. We said DO, not converse about life with.

(do you see a pattern emerging? Big Necks.)

4. Tommy Lee Jones

5. Benjamin Bratt

6. Benecio Del Toro

7. James Gandolfini

8. George Michael. I will always love him. I could change him, I know it.

9. Lenny Kravitz

10. Kiefer Sutherland

FOUR PEOPLE WHO HAVE TO TAKE THIS QUIZ NOW:

1. Liz

2. Wild Scorpy

3. Bekah

4. Chewdy