Riding the Bike with One Pedal.

Now I’m Channeling Uma

Yes. I have had one of those days. Really, it’s almost two weeks’ worth of those days, and when I hit this point, I keep hearing ” I SAID GODDAMN!” in my head, exactly as Uma Thurman spoke it in Pulp Fiction after she’s just done a line of coke that would make Kate Moss break into a sprint from across the room. Only I’m not high, nor am I about to drink a five dollar milkshake, or dance with John Travolta.

It’ll be ok. I won’t even have to get medieval on anyone’s ass. But don’t think I can’t if I need to. BMF, baby. I’m a B. M. F.

1 Comment

  1. K

    Did you ever know that you’re my hero?
    That was a funny fucking post.

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