W:”So, it’s Groundhog Day. The groundhog DIDN’T see his shadow.”
J:”Woohoo! Spring’s on the way! Good ol’ Petawny Chuck.”
W: (shakes head)
J: “What? What’s his name.”
W: “Punxsutawney PHIL. His name is PUNXSUTAWNEY PHIL.”
J: “Oh. Yeah. Well, I was close.”