Day: May 19, 2005

If you want a quick snorting honk of a laugh, read this story.

I marvel at how we are all human beings, with blood vessels and muscles and lungs and skin, and yet our reality infrastructures are so wildly different. Now, if something like that happened here in the U.S., you’d be more likely to get a quote about a big mother of an alien ship that caused the destruction, not “Russia finally got to us”. LOL, baby. LOL.

The bag was in my car, it must have fallen out & I didn’t notice it as I headed in to work. The thing is, I feel completely naked without my lipstick – I can skip all the other goop, and granted, when I do, I get a lot of comments like, “You look tired.” “Are you feeling well?” so apparently I look a little more “alive” when I put the ol’ mascara and eyeliner on, but all the same, I can’t function properly without my lipstick, or my lipbalm, for that matter.

We can resume to normal daily life again. Crisis averted. Carry on.

I have misplaced my Hello Kitty pencil case that I use for my daily-wear lipsticks. THIS IS A NATIONAL CRISIS. Please seek shelter and await further instructions.