Day: April 20, 2006

Seriously, sometimes it’s a wonder I am able to leave the house. How do I even find the door, (without walking into it)?!?

Does “Tide to Go” work on keyboards? Is this my passive-aggressive way of getting a new computer? Is this a sign that working through lunch is not a good thing? Good thing it wasn’t curry. You can’t shake that out.

Good thing I met & married JWo. He knows me so well & knows what will make me laugh or what kind of wacko website I would find hilarious.

Yesterday, he sent me a site all about pimpin’ your snacks. Because the world needs a 14″ peanut butter cup!

And, apparently the kids at school were selling pickles to raise money for a field trip. And they put notes in all the teachers’ mailboxes, beseeching them NOT TO USE THE PICKLES AS PUNISHMENT. (As in, if you don’t do your homework, you can’t buy a pickle.)

Good times. I may have to start threatening my reps I’m gonna get Vlasic on their ass.