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Month: September 2008 (Page 1 of 2)

Apricot Tart with a Mascarpone Cheesecake filling Glazed with a Raspberry Sauce.

That’s totally what I would make for my “Make-My-Head-Explode-With-Rage” pie, in the spirit of the utterly charming movie, “Waitress“. I don’t even know if it exists, but after the day I’ve had, I was about to lose my shit all over the Costco parking lot. And then? I decided to think about pies. And what I would make, if I were going to theme my day. It really does diffuse some of the stress! And makes ya hungry, to boot.

Fortunately, I’d picked up a nice big bag of shrimp, and the Wo turned it into delicious scampi. We had that with some salad & a baked potato, all of which he fixed.   After we exchanged twenty minutes of sharp political banter, in which we both just decided to scream at each other the worst things about each other’s party we could.  All on the heels of declaring our unconditional love for one another, so, no worries, we couldn’t be happier. Well, we could be a little less maddened by each other’s beliefs. But it doesn’t touch our love, thankfully! Two minutes of balls-out yelling is cathartic: I’m a tax-loving liberal who wants to hand all the money to no-good deadbeats who’ve done nothing to deserve it; he’s a fascist capitalist who rewards businesses who don’t need more money with more tax breaks and leaves everyone who’s not rich out in the cold. Oh, and yeah, I’m a baby-killer.  But so is he. Now that’s a fuckin’ pie.

Hi! (I get enthusiastic after long separations.)

Enthusiastic, that would be a good “E” word, were I keeping up with that Alphabet Soup project… :) In any event, I could feel it in me, bubbling out, when I met up with my co-workers at LaGuardia on Monday. I’d spent the day traveling, but by myself, with little chitty-chat and moving amongst a sea of strangers. I remember when I first had a self-selected roommate, after college, and I chirpingly greeted her in the morning. (She was not a morning person, and I was more of one then than I am now…) I figured out that I’d spent so much of my life alone, or with just my parents, that upon seeing someone else in my life sphere, I became quite gregarious and happy for the company.

Now, I just hate people in general.

(That’s not true.) I would, however, enjoy the use of a taser while traveling. Not for nefarious purposes, but more for that person who thinks it’s perfectly fine to come to a screeching halt in the middle of the main-traffic-drag of the busiest airport in the world. The problem is, the longer the day got, the less judicious I would be. I would have taken out two people alone flying back to KC for their insistence on slowly putting their three bags filled with Walt Disneyworld purchases into the overhead compartments, rearranging them, with no sense of urgency whatsoever. Actually, only one of them was doing the stowing, the other one? Standing in the aisle observing. I might have half-body-checked her as she finally realized she needed to step back into her seat.  Might.

New York is a really kick-ass place, I love the energy and motion and the seventy-billion options you have, though it can get a bit overwhelming.  If I had the chance to go back in time and invest in two things? Parking and scaffolding. There’s a lot of scaffolding, and parking charges are crazy! We had drinks & snacks with one of our clients in Bryant Park, and it was just lovely, the atmosphere. On our walk there, I was bringing up the rear (that’s what we do, phat girls, we bring up the rear and take the pressure off everyone to slow their pace to ours.) I got waylaid a bit, waiting for a couple tourists to get their photos taken, and then I strolled by a Hispanic couple, her arms draped around his neck, as they stood in this little patch of green in the concrete jungle. They looked at me, I looked at them, she turned as I passed and said, “Your eyes are really pretty.”

So much for all those New Yawkers being asshats, eh?

I’d love to have a trip where I could stay an extra day or two, just to do things at my own pace, have the Wo by my side, to see some things for the first time together, to see his face as he drinks it all in.  We had dinner at a Belgian bar, and then on our walk back to the parking garage, ended up going through Times Square. It’s a lot cleaner now, I’ll give ’em that – it’s been 15+ years since I was there. I’ll get the photos off my phone, at some point!

Well, I’ve gotten derailed numerous times trying to write this, so I’m giving up – my concentration is shot, I’m still “hung-over” from the very long days of travel & meetings, and I’m ready to have a good dinner with my sweetie. I made the choice to get Papa Murphy’s pizza last night, and while it’s a “10” on appearance and toppings, it was about a “1” on flavor – I couldn’t believe how much it tasted like.. nothing. Uber-disappointing. And I was disappointed today on another matter entirely, so I’ve had enough.  Tomorrow is Friday, I’m going to strive for stress-free right on into the weekend. Hope yours is as well!

Oh, hi. Miss me?

It’s been another crazy week here! Yup! Work has consumed a big chunk of my time/life/brain, and as a result of that work, I’m heading back to NYC on Monday. Since I was a late-addition to the itinerary, my co-workers & I are going to be engaging in an Amazing-Race-esque travel event, with me leaving before everyone, flying to Atlanta, then on to NYC. They leave an hour and a half later, go through Cincinnati, and yet we’re all supposed to arrive at La Guardia at the same time. My brain keeps seeing the two colored lines peeling out from Kansas City in two directions, and I hear Phil Keoghan’s voice conjecturing if one team will encounter delays, or will we both arrive on time, and someone…..may be eliminated.

So, there are worse places to be stuck for 2.5 hours, which is my layover time in HotLanta, and I have loving, fond memories of that airport, because I walked off a plane once and saw a Body Shop in front of me. That was the trip where I’d forgotten my hairbrush, so it was a welcome sight indeed. I’m going to charge up my Zen and add some more music/This American Lifes to it, and of course, I’ll pack a knitting project, and a book. I dreamed a couple nights ago that I ran into the Yarn Harlot on my travels, too, which was pretty cool. My favorite part of this trip was when my boss told me that if they encounter delays, to just take a cab and get to Times Square. (That’s when my AE said that’s where we’d have the Amazing Race carpet to jump on.) So if you’re there on Monday during rush hour, and you see a fat lady talking to the singing naked cowboy dude, come up and say “hi”, I’ll be there waiting to get my next clue.

In other news, it’s a busy day here at the shop, because we’ve got our annual client/vendor party this afternoon/evening. There’s been a lot of hustling & bustling to get the place ready, and I’m just going to say it, my office is a disaster. I’m going to have to remedy the situation pretty quickly, but I also have another piece of my presentation to finish for Tuesday’s meeting. Instead, I’m blowing off a little steam & blogging. I miss my blogging!

Last night, we went to BB’s Lawnside BBQ, which is a fixture in the KC BBQ community (and I love that they underwrite on NPR); I had never gone there, despite its proximity to our house, so when I heard co-workers were taking our out-of-town AE there, I ran it by the Wo, who heartily agreed it was better than scrounging in our (very messy) kitchen for something. They had a band, and a helluva special, with a full slab of ribs & two sides for $15. Pretty tasty! And the music was great, and I even got snorgled by the harmonica player. I was engrossed in conversation (more like listening to the conversation between my hubby & a co-worker), and suddenly there was a man with a cowboy hat & a harmonica, playing by my face. Whenever I leaned away from him, he followed me, tickling my cheek & neck with the air from his playing. I couldn’t stop laughing, it was that crazy mixture of fun, unexpected attention and a pinch of embarrassment!

All right, I need to crank out my spreadsheet, and determine what’s for lunch. I know I’ll be Plurking my way through New York again, so if anything hilarious happens, I’ll let you know, and I’m going to see if I can blog with my phone as well. Just in case there are pictures that need sharing. Who knows? It just might be my week for cowboys!

Bodhisattva, Baby.

I’m not saying a whole lot about the years I spent listening to Steely Dan on a regular basis. Let’s just say, they were good times. I was in college. I didn’t really worry too much about my 40’s back in those days.

And I know they were good, because I’ve had another really stressful day? And after rebooting my *(&^&%$%)__(^&^%%^$$ computer after it precariously froze in Excel once again (with a huge table of numbers teetering in the balance), I scrolled through my iTunes, looking for just the right music to play while I continued to fiddle and work with all this data. Then I found it. Ah. A Decade of Steely Dan.

I just sailed through the rest of the calculations & am quite excited to start on the next phase. So relaxed.

And kinda hungry. Good thing hubs is grilling chicken for chef salads tonight.

Drug Cartels, Dragon Breath, it’s just another Monday….

It’s very, very disturbing to wake up and try to sort through the vestiges of your dreams, sorting out what is real from what your brain conjured up in the wee hours of the night.

For instance, no, I am not on the run from a very evil drug cartel. Nor did I go scuba diving with my husband and mother-in-law to cleverly hide from the aforementioned drug cartel. A plan that was perfect until someone figured out we were in the water & started shooting at us. Fortunately, we were all quite good at the scuba diving (again, not so in the light of day), but I still woke up very shaky and confused. Might have been because it was a bit of a rough night – after all the overcast weather we’ve had, the moon finally surfaced and in it’s full splendor, illuminated our chunk of earth with an extremely blindingly bright light. I recall waking up thinking a spotlight was being shone on my face. Lots of confusion.

Moving on with the day.  Pizza 51 makes some good food. Since we’d had homemade pizza the night before, I opted for breadsticks & a salad, and got the breadsticks with cheese & roasted garlic. Thinking they would probably take the approach to the garlic with a minimal hand. Whoa, Nelly, let me tell you what, I am now good for vampire season. (Full moon and all, I guess this is a good thing.) They liberally coat the bread with roasted garlic, and no amount of Trident Splash seems to be cutting the side effects.   Also, our waitress was royally torqued, possibly because the girl who took our orders was hard of hearing, and made some adjustments to all the things we bought, thus rendering us with blank stares when the waitperson announced what she was delivering. No black olives turned into “No broccoli”; “with cheese” became “without cheese”, and a couple of things had to return to the restaurant to get fixed. Our party was a big group, so I started cringing every time she approached our table, waiting for the moment when she absolutely lost her temper and threw the plate of food at us. It didn’t quite come to that, but boy howdy, next time, I’ll make sure my order was taken correctly.

Despite some of the craziness that always seems to accompany a Monday, I have to say this week is already off to a better start when compared to last week. And since this week includes being chased by Pablo Escabar and Co, I think that’s saying quite a bit!

I’ll see my knitty pals tonight at the Guild meeting, and then I’m headed home for the Weeds finale… I also started the Mystery Stole 4 over the weekend, and already love the color combo I chose for my yarn/beads. Knitting on zero Addis though, not my joy, but I am knitting both panels as I go, so when all the clues have been issued, I have matching, symmetrical pieces to graft & be done!

Absolutely, Without a Doubt, the Funniest Visual of the Day.

Driving up I-29, in this horrid rain that won’t leave us, we pass a low-riding, beat-up-ass Caddy. First thing I notice? Windows are down.
Then I see the enormous crack across the windshield.
None of this is extraordinary.
However.
The driver?
Cigarette dangling from his lip, right hand on the wheel. Torso in awkward position. You’ll see why in a moment.

Left hand? Out the window, wrapped around, holding A SQUEEGEE as he frantically cleared the window.

Oh if only I’d had a camera.

Wiper: FAIL.

If the Aircraft Pressure Should Change…..

….then the oxygen masks will drop from the overhead compartment…….

It’s been a stressful week, and I’ve lost my temper two days in a row. Once while loading the office dishwasher, which was somewhat satisfying because I just spluttered at cups and had the joy of slamming the door shut.  I told JWo last night I haven’t felt this angry since I went through the “Rage Stage” of grief, when drivers throughout the metro area should have felt lucky I did not select the Murano-mounted rocket launcher, because I would have destroyed everything in my path.

Today was actually better. Since I can string enough words together without foaming at the corners of my mouth. Apart from meetings going too long, still – but I’ve discovered blocking out time for myself to actually do the work that needs to get done? Brilliant. It won’t always work, and I’ll also forget to do it, but at least the act of doing it this week is self-preservation.

The other part of that standard patter you hear from the flight crew, about how the bag may not inflate, even though oxygen will be flowing? And that you should always secure your own mask before assisting a child or companion with theirs? Yeah. That’s actually a really kick-ass metaphor for how you have to take care of YOURSELF FIRST if you’re going to be any good to someone else. I’m thinking about my friend Carmen, as she cares for her ailing mom, and how she’s putting everything else before taking care of herself, and that was the image that came into my head. Those hello-yellow cups we all hope we never have to pop over our nose and mouth (tightening the elastic, of course. I do know all the steps.) And we have to be reminded to do this, because our instinct is always to help a small child, or ailing parent, or someone else who needs something right now, but meanwhile, we deprive ourselves of very necessary oxygen in the process.

So that’s it. Breathe in, breathe out, and take care of self first, so you can survive and make it through tomorrow! That’s what I’ll be doing. With my tray table in the locked & upright position. And several empty bottles of Bombay Sapphire scattered on the seat next to me….

Just sing the chorus….

I am having a day.
Correction.
A DAY.

I would like to play the chorus to this song over and over and over and over. If I could whip out my :38 special and cash register to play along at home, I would. Alas, I don’t have either. Just a desire to scream.

KERPLOW! KERPLOW KERPLOW KERPLOW Ka-CHING!

Carry on.

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